Ralts Bloodthorne, AKA: The Wordborg AKA: The Mad Arch-Angel
Ralts Bloodthorne is affectionately known as the Wordborg on reddit’s /HFY subreddit.
A citizen of the Hamburger Kingdom in all it’s chaotic and frantic glory, Ralts has been writing Behold: Humanity! since the early days of the pandemic. With his wife, children, and grand-children, he enjoys life and seems to have the strangest luck.
From surviving a lightning strike while in his frontroom to dreaming up a giant insect stealing an ice cream truck while sitting in the middle of the Saudi Arabian desert, Ralts just keeps right on chugging on with a grin.